Well, the Kentucky Derby has come and gone, and sadly, I did not make a fortune betting on the ponies. (I might have lost a few bucks, in fact.) But on the bright side, that means I'm still working at the radio station and creating silly blog posts! Hooray!

And it's a darn good thing, because who else would have showed you this video of Michelle Beadle (love her) calling a horse race?

In case you were thinking of quitting your day job to pursue your dream of calling horse races, Beadle makes it very clear in this video that it is NOT an easy thing to do. Enjoy!

In honor of the upcoming Kentucky Derby, I wanted to share this list from the Bleacher Report. Funny horse names might be my favorite thing about racing, actually -- that is, until I make a freaking fortune betting on the ponies.

So here's the list of Horse Racing's 15 Best/Funniest/Strangest/Most Insulting Names:

15. Onoitsmymothernlaw

14. In Front

13. Comply Or Die

12. Horlicks

11. Reggin

10. Go Tebow Go

9. Date More Minors

8. Flat Fleet Feet

7. Mile High Club

6. Gay Crusader

5. No Fat Chicks

4. Little Hitler

3. Deweycheatumnhowe

2. Go Dick Go

1. Hoof Hearted

Read the whole silly article here.

If you want to see the post positions, odds, and jockeys for the Derby, click here. My favorite name in this year's bunch might be Charming Kitten.

A match made in heaven?

Brian Wilson approves. Maybe he should be the drummer.